Ahh, everyone’s favorite drunk-Brazilian, Sideshow Bob-impersonator David Luiz, whose flowing locks always seem to get a mention in any ‘haircut’ based list. By Antoine Martin | Thursday, 11th April, 2013 at 9:36am Ahh, everyone’s favorite drunk-Brazilian, Sideshow Bob-impersonator David Luiz, whose flowing locks always seem to get a mention in any ‘haircut’ based list.